Batteries Not Included

Let’s Get Naked With Kate Richards

Today is the Let’s Get Naked Blog Hop with Olivia Starke, D.L. Jackson, Ashlynn Monroe, Stephanie Beck, and more! Leave a comment on this blog between now and April 5 and one lucky commenter will win a $10 Amazon Gift Card and their choice of two of my Decadent Publishing backlist books…because my story for The Edge, The Milkman Cometh, won’t be out til June!

But here is a taste of The Milkman Cometh
Who would it be today? Senora Atkins or Senorita Jones. Either one would be pleased to receive him.
Roberto patted the steering wheel of his faithful Divco delivery van. The logo on the side matched the one embroidered on the pocket of his white shirt. The scent of freshly ironed cotton accompanied him; was that the aphrodisiac that made the women fall one by one at his feet? The only factor limiting his conquests was time. He couldn’t fit more than one…on a good day two…women in or he would be late and his activities questioned. But as a considerate man, he preferred to limit the number rather than short any of his clients. And his boss and coworkers wondered about his excellent Christmas tips. He just smiled and pointed to the six foot high letters on the side of the barn. Excellent Service from Milkmen who Care.
Pleasant thoughts…Senora Atkins, twenty-five years old…her breasts were like creamy scoops of vanilla ice cream with nipples that turned the color of a ripe red cherry when he took them into his mouth and sucked them. She welcomed him into her big, soft bed, and between her softly rounded thighs. Maybe I will go there…But of course….
Senorita Jones. Thirty-five, he’d have to go there early, before she went to her secretarial job in the aerospace plant. He could fit her whole breast in his mouth, and she always wanted to drop to her knees and suck him off. Sometimes he didn’t even fuck her; she seemed satisfied to provide him with pleasure and always drank down his cum like it was the finest cream, with gulping sounds and whimpers that drove him mad and made him want to stay for another round.
He had a little time to consider his choice. His first half dozen stops were homes where the husbands were always home, waiting at the kitchen table or upstairs in the bathroom shaving…and he moved quickly through those, dropping the bottles on the porch or handing them to the bathrobed, curler-haired women and wishing them a good morning. No, his ladies were the ones whose hubands worked odd hours, left early for the office, or were often out of town.
And today, he decided to pay a visit to Senora Atkins of the mouth-watering breasts. She was third from last on his round and he hurried, anxious to leave time to linger. She liked the foreplay and he liked to suckle her until she cried out and bucked against him, begging for his bicho, his cock. He shifted in his high seat, the always open sliding van door providing an excellent view of the bulge in his pants—maybe.
He forced his thoughts to other things, less sexy things and managed to calm his hard-on enough to walk up to the fourth to last house, Senora Alice. Her gossipy neighbor, the elderly Senora Simons had insisted he hear the tale of how Alice’s baboso husband left her for his disgraciada secretary. A shame. She’d been loyal to the bastardo, never once availing herself of Roberto’s services, despite his less than subtle hints.
By far his favorite of all the women on his route, her green eyes, like a gato, a cat, drew him. If she ever put a little effort in to her appearance, men would fall at her feet. But he hadn’t even seen her in weeks, the lights were never on when he made his reduced deliveries.
That’s how milkmen knew when things went bad. More cottage cheese and only half a dozen eggs a week. A single woman’s order.
But today, as he lifted his lightly loaded rack from the truck and started up her concrete pathway, a light flicked on upstairs. He whistled softly, in case she didn’t hear the clanking bottles. Perhaps now that she was single, he would try again. Only once more. Roberto Cruz would not beg.

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D.L. Jackson
K.T. Grant
Stephanie Beck
Erykah Wyck
JoAnne Kenrick
Ashlynn Monroe

15 responses

  1. Getting warmer!!!

    April 1, 2012 at 7:01 pm

  2. Jessica Subject

    Oh, I want more! 🙂

    April 1, 2012 at 7:27 pm

  3. Julianne

    Gotta love that title!! It’s clever and catchy. I loved reading the excerpt. I’m gonna need my own personal milkman. I also had to laugh at Making dinner and writing a menage. Funny stuff.

    luvfuzzzeeefaces at yahoo dot com

    April 1, 2012 at 8:02 pm

  4. LOVE the title… The Milkman Cometh. hehehe I’m getting flash backs from the On the Buses movies big time with that title! (old Brit show, unsure if it aired in the US so forgive me if it didn’t and ignore me – that always works best LOL)

    And something tells me he may just end up begging for something. Yes. i suspect he will! Sounds like a saucy dish indeedy.

    April 2, 2012 at 9:02 am

  5. Completely awesome!! And your site is sooo cool!!!

    April 2, 2012 at 2:40 pm

  6. Kate –
    Sounds like a great story!
    Thanks for the contest/giveaway!

    Lea Ellen {night owl in IL}

    April 2, 2012 at 4:02 pm

  7. Shannon

    Ok, I’m in. When is the next bit going to be available?

    Thanks for being part of the giveaway!
    bas1chsemail at gmail dot com

    April 2, 2012 at 4:30 pm

  8. lisagk

    Thanks for the look inside and the heads up about the line and the stories. Definitely one for my wish list. lisagk(at)yaho(dot)com

    April 2, 2012 at 6:09 pm

  9. Thanks everybody! Visit the rest of the gang and make sure you’re entered to win at all their sites too!

    April 2, 2012 at 6:21 pm

  10. I adore him, Kate. I can’t wait to read it!

    April 2, 2012 at 9:00 pm

  11. PaParanormalFan

    Hello Kate,

    “The Milkman Cometh” sounds like it’s going to be a GREAT Read, there was only one problem…that was just a Teaser, I wanted MORE!!! Your upcoming release will definitely be a “must buy” when it is released in June. Thank you for the sneak peak.

    I would very much appreciate the opportunity for the chance to be entered in your givewaway to win a $10 Amazon Gift Card and a choice of two of your Decadent Publishing backlist books, what a VERY generous giveaway. Thank You.

    Take Care & Stay Naughty,
    PaParanormalFan (Renee’ S.)

    April 2, 2012 at 10:08 pm

  12. Thanks, Renee! I hope you like it. The Edge has some really fun stories and we’re getting great feedback from readers. I guess they like naughty lol. Which is lucky because we love to write it.

    April 2, 2012 at 10:11 pm

  13. Oh, you are so naughty, Kate.

    April 3, 2012 at 4:10 pm

  14. Awww thank you! I try my best.

    April 3, 2012 at 4:13 pm

  15. bn100

    Very nice excerpt. Sounds like a good book.


    April 5, 2012 at 10:57 pm

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